Photo of Franz Beckenbauer and Fedor Radmann

Funny Fedor at the heart of things . . . click for more

 

 

 

 

Image of Official FIFA World Cup 2006 logo

Not everybody loved Andreas Abold’s 2006 logo

 

 

 

 

Photo of Franz Beckenbauer standing in front of the official FIFA World Cup logo

We’ve had to let Fumbling Fedor go. Read more . . .

 

 

 

 

The things they say...

‘Neither FIFA nor its President have anything to hide, nor do they wish to.’

Blatter press release, 28 January, 2003


BBC Panorama Reporter Andy Davies:

‘A one million franc bribe … is it not correct that Mr Blatter asked that it be moved to the FIFA official who was named on the payment slip?’

FIFA Director of Communications Markus Siegler:

‘If you do not stop now, then we call the security and we put you out.’

FIFA Press conference, Zurich, Tuesday, 11 April 2006


‘I am deputy chairman of the finance committee of FIFA. I oversee a budget of US$2 billion and I have never seen one iota of corruption.’

Jack Warner, Trinidad Express 12 December 2004


‘Lying and deception and bad faith are standard operating procedure at FIFA.’

Adam C. Silverstein, a lawyer for MasterCard in their successful action against FIFA, New York, December 1, 2006


‘I do not believe a Jew can ever be a referee at that level (Argentine Premier League) because it’s hard work and, you know, Jews don’t like hard work.’

FIFA senior vice-president and chair of Finance Committee, Julio Grondona, 5 July 2003. Buenos Aires


‘FIFA is a healthy, clean and transparent organisation with nothing to hide. There is huge public interest in FIFA, therefore we have to be as transparent as possible. We will try to communicate in a more open way so the world can believe us and be proud of their federation.’

FIFA General Secretary Urs Linsi, January 2003, on fifa.com


 

Billionaire Lowy hires another Bagman

 

‘WE COMPLEMENT each other ideally. That was the case during the successful bid,’ said Franz  Beckenbauer in the autumn of 2000, announcing that the Berchtesgaden Bagman would be one of his vice-presidents on the Organising Committee for the 2006 tournament. The Immaculate Andreas Abold was also taken aboard the committee, exercising his undoubted graphics skills.

 

Funny Fedor would be entrusted with marketing, tourism . . . and protocol. It was that last bit he never quite understood. The Munich Sports Mafia, Leo, funny Frank, Gunter, Absolutely charming Andreas, Franz Beckenbauer, the Bayern Munich crowd, get away with most anything they want. The only scrutiny comes from the assiduous investigations of Thomas Kistner and his colleagues at the respected Süddeutsche Zeitung based in the same city.

 

The other members of the Organising Committee were really, really sure that the hardworking Vice-President Mr Radmann had declared all his financial interests and so couldn’t possibly have any conflicts.

 

Consulting about what?

 

But they came to learn that funny Fedor could sometimes let things slip his mind. One morning the Süddeutsche informed them – and the rest of the world - of forgetful Fedor’s ‘consultancy’ with Leo’s lot.

 

Nobody knew what that meant. Consulting about what?  What did they talk about? Here’s a thought. Leo still had rights to screen the World Cup. Leo wanted to jack up the number of matches fans would have to pay to watch. The funnyman was working for the Organising Committee and Leo. Was Leo buying influence through a Veep at the OC? ‘I won’t, I won’t do it anymore,’ insisted Fedor, promising never to talk to Leo again. So that was alright. And he definitely hadn’t any other consultancies.

 

Oh dear. Somebody was tipping off Kistner again. There it was, in the Süddeutsche, Herr Radmann was still in bed with his longtime chums at Adidas, a major FIFA sponsor. The committee was having its differences with FIFA and here was the funnyman up to his funny tricks again, playing for both teams. For the last time, the committee members demanded, is there anything you think you ought to tell us? A very serious funny Fedor told them to relax. No more conflicts. Definitely.

 

In his next disclosure Kistner christened the funnyman ‘the relationship artist.’ He had a serious angle on a story that was convulsing Germany. Immaculate Andreas had been paid big euros to design the theme logo for the 2006 tournament. ‘Laughing, bloated faces,’ ridiculed the Brazilian newspaper O Globo. And forgetful Fedor was still in business with Admirable Andreas. Yet another conflict of interest.  That wasn’t at all funny.

 

Enough was enough. Interior minister Otto Schilly put his foot in Beckenbauer’s door and booted fumbling Fedor out. No more a Veep. That was the summer of 2003. If you only read FIFA’s press releases, you wouldn’t know any of this.  Here’s how Herr Blatter told it:

 

 

“Vice President Fedor H. Radmann has asked the chairmanship and the advisory board to be granted the right to leave the daily operational business.”

The press release quoted the Relationship Artist:

"Personally speaking, and with our common goal at heart, I believe everyone would benefit if I were able to work for the 2006 FIFA World Cup without being a regular employee.”

Franz Beckenbauer added, "Fedor Radmann has requested to continue to support us in an advisory capacity. Our trust and belief in him is unshaken.”

 

Ummmm. Speak for yourself, Big Boy. And they looked after their bagman. Fedor was given a new role. They set up a ‘Cultural Foundation’ - essential to the staging of any football tournament – and the Radmann would head it and be their ‘Advisor.’  At least he wasn’t their consultant.

 

‘Is this a cover-up?

 

Herr Radmann was out but Frau Radmann – the talented Michaela - was still on board, liaising with FIFA in the accommodation department. A couple of doors down the corridor was another special wife to chat with. That was Sonja Såttele– who everybody else knows as Sonja Abold – in the Marketing Department.

 

Die Welt asked ‘Is this a cover-up? If they’d seen the organising committee’s internal phone book for the Munich sub-office three years later, as the tournament began, they would have noted that Fedor was still listed as a veep and of the four other employees, one was Michaela, another was Sonja and to keep her company was corporate design expert Andreas Abold.